Their automobiles are often missing seats and the word pilates has never, ever escaped through their unironically moustached upper lips. They think Miley Cyrus is a constellation, latte is how Italians say Goodbye, and a decaf is some kind of move from the summer Olympics that's done by dudes in tights.
What I'm saying is that there's a dialogue the rest of the nation is obsessed with that doesn't concern these folks in the slightest.
And they like stuff that's built to last.
9'6 triple stringer for Jonny from Up North. Full board tint with freehand comp bands--done during lamination by master glasser Tony Mikus at Almar Glass Works.
Right where the seats used to be.